Thursday Thunks

Welcome to the July 30th version of Thursday Thunks!
(which we always seem to post on Wednesday)
Where we make you think a little bit before you blog!
This week we will answer some crazy questions brought to you by
Kimber, the number 14 and the color of life. (2 questions by Ber, figure out which 2.)

1. You are in an enclosed space with a group of friends. Elevator, auto, small room, etc.. You fart and it really stinks. Do you take credit for it or do you play along with the questioning of who did it?

I probably would point at the person next to me and make everyone think it was that person :P

2. You are locked in a room sitting at a desk with just a piece of paper and a purple crayon. What do you draw?

Grapes?
3. Do you ever pee in the shower?

I'm not going to lie...I have.

4. Have you bought, sold or got rid of something on Craigslist?

I haven't but my husband has.

5. You are in a convenience store. In the line in front of you is a drunk guy trying to purchase more alcohol. The cashier tells him they cannot sell it to him because he is obviously already intoxicated. He gets belligerent. The cashier is scared. What do you do?

Maybe go find a manager.

6. While shopping for produce, do you "sample" before you buy (i.e. grapes)?

I mostly buy melons.  I don't know how I'd go about sampling a watermelon before I bought it :)

7. You are walking down the street and there is a toddler sitting on a bench by themselves in front of a store - do you just keep walking?

No, I ask him where his parents are.  I wait with him and if no one comes we go find a phone to call the police.

8. Have you looked up an old friend and/or lover online?

Yes.

9. You are nearly in a car/auto accident. Do you freak out, follow the person who nearly caused it & talk to them or just keep going?

I have a small heart attack, and as I've mentioned in a different meme, I would flip them the bird and say a few nasty words but I would not follow.