W.T.F. Meme *Wednesday*

A bazinga-worthy Wednesday

1) It seems like a ton of restaurants have started having savory salads that include fruit (strawberries, mandarin oranges, grapes, apples, etc.) along with lettuce or some other leafy veggie. Frankly, I don't think fruit and veggies should mix on my plate, but apparently not everyone agrees with me. What is your take on salads with fruit?
I agree!  For me, veggie salads are good and fruit salads are good but I don't care for them mixed.
2) I like to play this little game with myself (and sometimes friends) where I make up stories in my head about someone's secret sexual fetishes based on the way they look and my initial opinion of them. I once made the assumption that a certain female coworker was into dominatrix stuff and my theory just recently got confirmed, much to my disgust. If I were to meet you in person, what kind of fetish do you think I'd assume you'd be into?
I honestly have no idea!
3) A former coworker recently told me that he always wished he had the ability to stop time so he could do it during a company wide meeting and arrange all the bosses into a crazy orgy and when he un-stopped time they'd be caught in compromising positions. What would you do if you could stop time?
Get caught up on things around the house.  I know, it's not very imaginative.

4) On an episode of "The Big Bang Theory," the character of Sheldon breaks into an arcade and plays in the ball pit for a while, which looks like a ton of fun to me. (Click here if you want to watch the scene.) If you were locked in an arcade for a night and could act like a carefree child, what games would you play or what activities would you do?
I would probably play skee ball all night!  Love me some skee ball!
5) If someone gave you an insider trading secret, would you risk getting caught and use the information to invest money in a business and rake in the cash?
I'd probably tell my husband the information and let him decide.  He's better with business and money than I am.
6) I came home from work last Friday night to find a massive crime scene at the drug dealer's house across the street. As I was trying to drive into my driveway, I saw two police officers throw a very tall, large man onto the ground, put handcuffs on him, and drag him to a police car. It was like an episode of "COPS" in front of me. Have you ever witnessed someone getting arrested? (Or, have you ever been arrested yourself?)
I have never been arrested but I've seen a few people get arrested.
7) Food-eating challenges intrigue me (and apparently fans of the TV shows "Man vs. Food" and "Outrageous Food"). A local hot dog place will give you free hot dogs if you can eat 25 or more in an hour. I so think I could do it. Have you ever taken part in some sort of food eating contest or challenge?
No.  I used to work at a place that did hot dog eating contests.  Kind of grosses me out.
8) Flash mobs seem to be happening everywhere all the time. What do you think is the appeal of being in a flash mob? This is a phenomenon I simply do not understand.
I LOVE flash mobs!  There was one in Grand Rapids and they danced to Lady Gaga's Bad Romance.  I think it's on YouTube.  I don't know why I love them but I do!

9) My younger brother disturbingly nicknamed my breasts "Pedro" and "Sanchez" one day; why they're named after Mexican men I don't know. Have you ever nicknamed a body part, of your own or someone else's?
Yes.  I named my boobs "Charm" and "Personality" LOL
10) Since I started my current job, I've met a lot of women who are shoe-obsessed. Apparently there's a difference between wearing shoes and loving shoes. Why do you think some women feel the need to own up to 100 or more pairs of shoes? Why do you think they will pay hundreds of dollars on a single pair?
Beats me!  I own quite a few pair of shoes but I'm sure I've never paid more than $30 dollars for any of them.
11) Would you pose completely naked for a magazine for $10,000?
NO freaking Way!
12) If I walked into your home at this exact moment, what would I see? Is it neat and clean, is it mostly clean with just a few things out of place, or is it like my house which always looks like a tornado went through?
It's pretty clean but I do have a toddler and you'd be able to tell within a second of walking in the door.