Friday, June 10, 2011

W.T.F. Meme


Friday, June 10, 2011





G.D.I.F. (God damn it's Friday)



1) Many people who work a Monday through Friday job say T.G.I.F. (Thank God it's Friday). In my industry, Friday is the worst day of the week, so we say G.D.I.F. (God damn it's Friday). What is your worst day of the week?
Even though I'm a SAHM, I'm going to go with Monday.  It means my hubby goes back to work and I no longer have his help when our two year old gets wild and dramatic :)
2) If you have a male dog and took it to a male veterinarian and the dog tried to kiss the vet, if the vet suddenly said "Woah! I don't swing that way. I don't kiss male dogs," would it send up a red flag to you that maybe your vet was having a little too much fun with female dogs or would you just think it's a bad joke? (This really happened to a person I know)
I wouldn't think too much of it.  Probably just that the vet was trying to tell a lame joke!
3) If you have a car, what is hanging from your rear view mirror? If you don't have one, what would you like to have hanging in a car?
I once got pulled over for having an air freshener hanging from my rear view mirror.  I didn't get a ticket but I no longer hang anything there.
4) I absolutely hate hummus. I can't stand it's baby poopish texture. I don't understand why people like eating it. Is there a type of food that you can't stand that everyone else around you seems to love?
Beans.  Everyone loves them, all kinds of them and I don't do them at all!


5) Pretend you're eating a Tex-Mex grill type restaurant where you can totally customize your items (think Chipotle, Qdoba, Freebirds World Burrito, Moe's Southwest Grill, etc.) and you're ordering a burrito. What fillings/toppings do you ask for?
Chicken, cilantro, a squeeze of lime, rice, lettuce and a side of guacamole.
6) Does it bother you when people bring their puppies/little dogs into grocery stores in those dog purses?
I don't see the appeal of little dogs though.  I think they're yappy and jumpy.  I wouldn't be able to bring my 85lb. German shepherd in the store so I guess maybe it's unfair.   There's no purse big enough and I'm not strong enough to tote my dog around :)  
7) Has anyone ever un-friended you on Facebook (or another social network) for a really stupid reason? I ask because my minister's wife decided to un-friend me recently because I jokingly created an image of my name spelled in penis drawings. (It's a font called Cocksure)
I don't really pay attention to who's kept me and who's unfriended me.  It really doesn't matter.
8)  What is your toothpaste personality type?
Going by that picture, I'm going to have to say I'm a little of the first two.  Impulsive and thrifty :)



Friday, June 10, 2011


1) Many people who work a Monday through Friday job say T.G.I.F. (Thank God it's Friday). In my industry, Friday is the worst day of the week, so we say G.D.I.F. (God damn it's Friday). What is your worst day of the week?

2) If you have a male dog and took it to a male veterinarian and the dog tried to kiss the vet, if the vet suddenly said "Woah! I don't swing that way. I don't kiss male dogs," would it send up a red flag to you that maybe your vet was having a little too much fun with female dogs or would you just think it's a bad joke? (This really happened to a person I know

3) If you have a car, what is hanging from your rear view mirror? If you don't have one, what would you like to have hanging in a car?

4) I absolutely hate hummus. I can't stand it's baby poopish texture. I don't understand why people like eating it. Is there a type of food that you can't stand that everyone else around you seems to love?

5) Pretend you're eating a Tex-Mex grill type restaurant where you can totally customize your items (think Chipotle, Qdoba, Freebirds World Burrito, Moe's Southwest Grill, etc.) and you're ordering a burrito. What fillings/toppings do you ask for?

6) Does it bother you when people bring their puppies/little dogs into grocery stores in those dog purses?

7) Has anyone ever un-friended you on Facebook (or another social network) for a really stupid reason? I ask because my minister's wife decided to un-friend me recently because I jokingly created an image of my name spelled in penis drawings. (It's a font called Cocksure)

8)  What is your toothpaste personality type?

9) What is your favorite thing to do on your "lazy days?" Singer Bruno Mars apparently likes to dance around with men wearing monkey masks (click here to see what I mean)
Read or crochet.  I LOVE that song and video!!  I love the lyrics, "Tomorrow I'll wake up, do some P90X, find a really nice girl, have some really nice sex"  It just makes me smile :)
10) What is your absolute favorite thing to take pictures of? We all know what U.S. Congressman Anthony Weiner loves to take photos of, but with a last name of Weiner, what did everyone expect?
Probably like every other parent, I'm going to say my daughter.  She's beautiful and I love capturing all her silly faces.  When I heard about the Anthony Weiner issue,  I was not shocked at all.  Name like that and a congressman?  Bound to  happen!

2 comments:

  1. Hoppin through :) I love the name of your site. I am not suzy home-maker either :P Everytime I clean, the kids mess it up again. Why bother?

    ReplyDelete
  2. Erika ~ Thank you! I know a lot of my friends and family say that I am Suzy Homemaker but I don't think I am. I don't iron, I don't bake pies, if there's a shortcut in a recipe or cleaning, I'm all over it :)

    ReplyDelete