W.T.F. meme

Love bites when it's Wednesday

1) My neighbor once asked me if I was pregnant after I had just gained some weight. She was so embarrassed about her mistake that she didn't speak to me for a year. Have you ever accidentally asked if a woman was pregnant when she wasn't?
Heck no!  If I'm not 100% sure, I don't say a thing!
2) Several parents' organizations have spoken out about teenage "sexting." Do you think the members of the parents' organizations do it themselves? Do you think they text sexy messages or photos to their significant others? Are they just concerned parents or do you think they're hypocrites?
I think the whole idea of "sexting" is ridiculous.  To me, it's just not sexy reading dirty words on my phone.
3) Your phone rings, and it's your local newspaper calling to get an exclusive interview with you. What happened (or what did you do) to get them to want to interview you?
Even if I did something that was news worthy, I'm a little more low-key and wouldn't want to do an interview or have the attention.

4) Do you follow recipes when you cook or are you an improviser in the kitchen? My boyfriend likes to throw random things into dishes, like the time he was cooking steak for us and put several packets of Taco Bell sauce into the marinade.
Depends on the recipe.  If it's something complicated, I'll follow the recipe, otherwise, I'm great at improvising :)

5) Self-serve frozen yogurt places (Orange Leaf, Peach Wave, and Fresh Berry, just to name a few) have completely overtaken my area. They normally have about 10 types of frozen yogurt and up to 50 types of toppings. Pretend you're eating at one. What types of frozen yogurt and toppings do you get?
Banana-Blueberry with granola topping.
6) June is National Accordion Awareness Month. How crazy is it that they have an awareness month for accordions? What do you want people to be aware of?
National Accordion Awareness?  That deserves a WTF???  I want people to be more aware of animal cruelty.  I'll never understand how people can do such horrible things to defenseless animals. 
7) I live across the street from drug dealers who scare the living hell out of me. If you were to decide you suddenly want to try an illegal drug, do you know where you would go to purchase the drug?
Not really. 
8) You've won a $500 gift card to Walmart, Target, KMart, or any other megastore of your choosing. What is the first thing you purchase?
Probably something for my daughter. 

9) NBC's new show "Love Bites" talked about "the list" in its premiere episode. "The list" is a list of celebrities you're allowed to sleep with if you ever get a chance, and it does not count as cheating toward your significant other. Who would be your top 5 celebrities on your list?

Randy Orton, Shemar Moore, John Travolta, Denzel Washington and Blair Underwood.....in no specific order :)
10) OK, let's switch that around. Say you and your significant other have created lists of celebrities you're allowed to sleep with if you get the chance. Your partner spots the #1 person on his/her list and sleeps with the person, which is totally OK by the rules of "the list." Do you think you could actually handle it?
Only if I happened to run into one of guys on my list at the same time :)