W.T.F. Meme

Fix-it-with-tape Thursday

1) You turn on your TV and see a report on the news that your best friend has been arrested for illegal drug trafficking. Are you surprised?
I wouldn't just be surprised, I would be completely shocked!
2) You find out one of your family members is releasing a tell-all book about your family. Are you worried about what secrets he/she might reveal about you?
A little.  My secrets have already been revealed in some way or another though so I guess I'd just be upset that someday my daughter would be reading about them.
3) What was the last thing you bought totally on impulse?
Faygo Cream Soda.  I am such an impulse buyer but it's never on anything big or expensive.  Just little things :)
4) Remember the story of "The Prince and the Pauper?" There's a movie coming out this summer called "Monte Carlo" which is based on the same basic concept. (A girl played by Selena Gomez and her two friends use their savings for a trip to Paris, which turns out to be a big disaster. Selena's character is mistaken for a British heiress. She pretends to be heiress so that the girls can have a dream vacation.) If this happened to you, would you fess up to not being the heiress or ride the wave of fake fame for a while?
I'd probably fess up.  It would be fun but I'd be looking over my shoulder the whole time.

5) When I was in kindergarten and first grade, my school used balloon "alphabet people" to teach us the letters. I'm not sure how effective it really was at teaching me the letters, but I still remember the cheesy balloons to this day. Do you remember how you learned the alphabet?
I think we just sang it.
6) You're stuck at home by yourself so sick that you don't want to get up off the couch. There is an all-day marathon on TV that you decide to watch to pass the time. What show is the marathon of?
America's Next Top Model
7) You win a $1,000 shopping spree to Mall of America. What is the first store of the 400-plus stores in the mall that you will go ravage? (Click here if you want a list of stores to choose from).
I'd go to the store that sold the Everlon Knot diamond ring.  I really want one!!! :)
8) I recently found myself in the middle of a conversation on a co-worker's very public Facebook wall about the music I like to have playing while I have sex. What are a few songs that would be on your making love playlist?
No music here.  But if there was, I guess it would depend on the mood.  That's all I'm saying.

9) Yesterday my cousin walked into her living room and found her two young daughters covered head-to-toe in scotch tape. When she asked what they were doing, they said they were "fixing" themselves. What is one thing you wish you could fix with tape?
My truck.  I know some people would gladly fix it with duct tape but since I drive around with precious cargo, I'd like it to get fixed right :)
10) Financial expert Dave Ramsey often asks, "What would your bank account say about you?" If I took a peak at your bank statement, what would I see? Are you a penny-pincher? Do you eat at Taco Bell way too often?
It would probably say this woman is a mom!
11) This Sunday is Father's Day, and everyone keeps talking about the positive things their dads did. Well, my father was a horrible man, so I'm sick of all the positivity. Tell me two negative things (and a couple positive things, if you insist) about your father.
I don't really like to talk about my dad here.  He hasn't been around since I was a baby....nuff said!