W.T.F. meme

The weekend starts with a slightly scandalous Friday

1) You've won the unlimited use of a recreational vehicle for this weekend (including all the free gasoline you need). You must leave in an hour and have the RV back by 9 a.m. Monday morning. Where do you go and who do you take with you?
I go to a campground with my husband, daughter and dog :)
2) You find out that a close friend who seems to the perfect marriage had an affair almost 10 years ago that resulted in a baby. It's been kept a secret from the public all this time, but the friend's spouse has obviously forgiven him/her. Does this change your opinion of your friend or his/her spouse?
Nope.  We've all done things in our lives that we aren't proud of.  It's between them and I'm not going to judge.
3) What if the friend who had the affair and lovechild was also the minister at your church? Would that secret scandal change your answer to the last question?
Nope.

4) My boyfriend uses the predict text function on his phone, and it recently backfired. He meant to text me this "Watching baby ducks on the road," but instead it said "Watching baby fucks on the road." Do you use an auto-correct or predict text function on your phone? If so, do you have any funny stories about it? (By the way, if you haven't checked out the Damn You Auto Correct website, you really should. Just be prepared to laugh 'til you cry.)
I don't use it but I seriously LOVE auto correct mistakes!  That site is hilarious!
5) I've been asked on several past memes and Facebook surveys about times I snuck out of my house when I was a teenager. I want to switch that question around: Did you ever sneak someone into your home?
I never snuck anyone in for me but I helped my step-brother sneak his girlfriend in.
6) Or, keeping with the sneaking around topic: Was there ever an item you had to sneak into your house and hide from your parents because it was not allowed in your house?
Probably.
7) Have you ever been the recipient of a RAOK (Random Act Of Kindness)? Or have you done one for someone else?
Yes and yes :)
8) What are three things you've never done before that would surprise people?
I hate this question.  I can never think of anything interesting that I've done or haven't done.
9) I have a totally irrational (and somewhat offensive) fear of midgets. I have no clue why, but "small people" creep the hell out of me. Do you have any fears that are irrational, or maybe they are rational but funny regardless?
I have a seriously irrational fear of spiders.  I can't kill them, I can't go into the same rooom one is in and once they're dead, they can't just be tossed into the garbage.  My fear is that they aren't totally dead and will come get me next time I throw something away.  I can't wait until Lauryn is old enough to kill them for me!!! 

10) Recently there has been quite a bit of focus on being friends with benefits. There was the recent movie "No Strings Attached" and this summer's upcoming movie "Friends With Benefits" with Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis, and NBC is about to premiere a TV show also called "Friends With Benefits." Do you think two people can ever be just friends but have casual sex?
I don't think so.  I think even if both parties go in with that thought, eventually one of them will want more.
11) I once composed an email to my now ex-husband griping about one of my co-workers saying she was a total bitch, but instead of sending it to him, I sent it to the co-worker by accident. Have you ever accidentally emailed someone insulting them when you meant to send it to someone else?
No.  I try not to do any insulting though emails.  Too incriminating later on!