W.T.F. meme *Friday*

Somewhere a duck is watching you reward yourself

1) A magazine, newspaper, or website just offered to give you your own advice column. In what area of life do you advise people, and what is your column called?
It would probably be called Not Suzy Homemaker and it would be about crafting, cooking, child care and how to take short cuts on things to make them easier....kind of like my blog :)
2) If your favorite celebrity endorses a product, are you more likely to buy whatever it is?
No.
3) In what way do you reward yourself for your accomplishments?
I buy craft stuff for new projects I want to try.
4) If you could only pick two of the following attributes to have -- being intelligent, good looking, or emotionally stable -- which two would you pick? I would go with good looking and emotionally stable.  It's probably shallow to say but who wants to be around and ugly person who falls apart all the time :)

5) On ABC Family's show "State of Georgia," a man is seen sliding down a department store's escalator while wearing lingerie. What is the weirdest thing you've seen in a store?
Have you seen "The People of Wal-Mart" site? :)
6) If you owned an airplane that can do skywriting, what message would it write across the sky today?
I need a break!
7) What is one of your favorite lines from a recent movie?

It's a few years old but my all time favorite is from Anger Management when Heather Graham freaks out on Adam Sandler and says, "Do you think you could stifle your vomit long enough to have sex with me?"  HILARIOUS!

8) Anatidaephobia is the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you because of something you once did to a duck. Are you ever afraid that you're being watched?
Not really.
9) What are some things people should never do in public?
Pick their nose, pick at wedgies, vomit....this list could go on and on....
10) What is something you've never seen in a vending machine that you wish you could buy out of one?
Diamonds :)