W.T.F. meme *Friday*

Shooting marshmallows while living in a zoo

Just a quick note: I want to thank my boyfriend for helping me write some of these questions. After a crappy day, I really needed help with questions ... 

1) If you were forced to live for a year in a shopping mall, a museum, or a zoo, which would you choose and why?
I would choose a mall....The Mall of America to be more specific.  And I choose that because I probably wouldn't go without anything living there.
2) If there was a male version of Victoria's Secret, what would you think it should be called?
Fabio's Closet?  LOL  I don't know!
3) My boyfriend says he wants Weezer's song "Death and Destruction" played at our wedding. What would be a song you'd never expect to hear played at a wedding?
There are lots of songs that I think are inappropriate for weddings but it always surprises me when I hear Billy Idol's White Wedding.

4) If your brain worked like a cell phone and could have applications, what three apps would you most want to be able to run inside your head?
An app that kept track of recipes, one for crochet patterns and

maybe one that helped me filter my smartass remarks :)
5) You're feeling the desire to act like a kid again and you've been challenged to a "gun" fight. Which do you choose -- a water gun, a Nerf ball gun, or a gun that shoots marshmallows?
Funny...when I was a kid, we didn't use these.  I remember my stepbrother getting us with his blow gun!   A gun that shoots marshmallows sounds a little nicer!
6) What is your opinion of pet cemeteries?
I don't get them.  I am a pet lover and I dread the day when either of our pets won't be around anymore but I just can't imagine going to a pet cemetary to visit them.
7) I woke up to discover that my new puppy had climbed into my laundry basket full of clean clothes and pooped. Talk about a crappy way to start your day. What is a sure-fire way to start your day off wrong?
Being scared awake.  When I was younger, my stepbrother (yep, him again) used to come in my room, turn my light on and yell in his deep voice, "Cari it's time to get up!!!!"  Scared me half to death!  Worst way to wake up!

8) How much money would a company have to offer you for you to agree to cover your personal car in an advertisement?
Depends on the product I'm advertising, I guess. 
9) If you suddenly found yourself living in a country (like North Korea) that is hated by pretty much the rest of the world, would you try to move or stay where you are and hope things get better?
I'd want to come back to America....Home Sweet Home :)
10) If you could choose between being invisible or being able to fly, which of these two superpowers would you choose?
I would like to fly :)