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Name your poison Thursday (Hopefully it isn't doe urine)

1) If you were to create a to-do list for the week at this very moment, what would be #1 on your list (after finishing this meme, of course)?
For starters, I make to-do lists almost daily and the first thing on it today was to clean out the fridge.
2) Still speaking of lists, do you create a list when you go shopping for groceries? Do you stick to the list or do you grab random things that weren't on the list?
I do make a list for shopping and I usually stick to it.  Unfortunately I still managed to forget things that were on the list!
3) Do you ever write reminders on your hand for things you need to do? I sure do that, but I write in code so people can't really know what I need to do.
Nope.
4) The ABC Family channel just premiered a show about two teenagers who were switched at birth (Titled "Switched at Birth" obviously). Have you ever wondered, or perhaps wished, you were switched at birth? Who would you have wanted to be your real birth parents?
I never wished that but my brother tried to convince me, when I was little, that I was adopted.  He went as far as to write up adoption forms!

5) My boyfriend is convinced that Taco Bell's sauce packets are conceited. Yes, I said conceited. He read one a while back that had a saying that said something about the sauce wondering what ketchup is saying about it. He thinks that it is full of itself to think the other condiments speak about it all the time. Do you ever give inanimate objects a personality like that?  Can't say that I do but I have thought that the Taco Bell sauce packets have some weirdo "thoughts" on them.

6) How old were you when your parents had the "sex talk" with you? If they never talked to you about it, how did you learn about sex?
I can't remember the actual talk but I remember my mom bringing us a book when were were pretty little that explained how babies were made.
7) It's National Shampoo Week... How often do you wash your hair?
Every other day, unless I got all hot and sweaty or something and needed to do it daily.
8) Do you ever wonder if your mailman thinks your life is crazy? I have over 30 subscriptions to random magazines (none of which I have to pay for), and the topics range from children/pregnancy, hunting/fishing, boating, Hispanic/black culture, and men's magazines. I can't imagine what he thinks of me.
She probably thinks I'm pretty random.  I get People magazine weekly and every couple of months I get a catalog for Agri Supply.  It's only because I ordered something for my husband through there last year.
9) My mom, brother, and I are becoming infamous for having conversations at the dinner table (or even in a busy restaurant) about things like bowel movements, farts, and other "gross" things -- nothing is off-limits. Are there any topics that are off-limits at your dinner table?
Pretty much everything you just mentioned.
10) It's Name Your Poison Day... So what is your poison? 
Being pregnant, I'll have to go with coffee.  I have to limit myself now.  When I'm not pregnant, it's Captain and Coke :)
11) Have you ever discovered a receipt in a store that the customer ahead of you left behind that showed a weird combination of things? What would you assume the customer who left this receipt did with this combination of things -- condoms, a mouth guard, doe urine, and a keychain camera?

I haven't seen any weird receipts like that before and I don't even want to write where my mind went with those items together...YUCK! :)