W.T.F. meme

Whatcha wearin this Wednesday?

1) I keep hearing about some cell phone game called "Angry Birds." I've never played it, but I do know what it's like to deal with angry birds in my office's parking garage. Those things will viciously dive at your head. What do you think makes birds so angry?
Heck if I know!
2) You've been asked to house-sit for someone (a friend, coworker, family member, whomever else it may be). Do you go snooping throughout the house or do you totally respect their privacy?
I would totally respect their privacy.  We've asked people to watch our house and feed the cat and I would expect them to do the same.
3) You turn on the news on your television and see the home you grew up in (or spent a large chuck of your childhood in) going down in flames. Are you sad that the house is on fire or happy that the house will no longer be standing?
I would be sad.  There's a lot of good and fun memories there.  Not to mention my ex-stepdad still lives there so I would be sad for him.
4) Do you eat Oreos by taking them apart and licking out the cream first or do you bite right in? Do you dunk them in milk?
I dunk them.  When I was a kid, I used to scrape all the cream off a few of them and roll it into a ball and eat it :)
5) Have you ever had to call 911 (or whatever emergency system your town has if you don't have 911)? If so, what for?
Never had to call and hopefully I'll never need to!
6) You and your significant other are out on a date at a fancy restaurant. The waitress brings your bill, and it's $75, but you notice that the waitress forgot to add the $16 dessert that you ordered to the bill. Do you go ahead and just pay the $75 or be honest and say that she forgot to add in the dessert?
I'd tell her.  That wouldn't be a problem though because I never have room for dessert. :)
7) Are you a "fix-it-yourself" or a "call-somebody-to-fix-it" type of person?
Depends on the problem.  If it's not too big, I try to fix it myself and if I can't, I have my husband take care of it.

8) HeroBuilders.com, a company that produces many political themed dolls has released now-ex-Congressman Anthony Weiner dolls -- one has anatomically correct genitals while the other has the freakish no-genitals look. Both are dressed in a gym shirt and shorts with a label that reads "Tweet This." If a company made a doll in your likeness, would you want it to be anatomically correct or not?
No. 
9) If you found an unmarked suitcase full of cash in the middle of the street, what would you do?
Probably put an ad in the paper and if someone didn't claim it (they'd have to describe the suitcase and it's contents), then I'd want to keep it :)
10) It's the middle of the night and you start getting text messages from an unknown number. The first says, "Hey sexy. Im thinkin about you. Whatcha wearin?" When you don't respond, several texts follow. Do you 1) shut off your phone, 2) text back saying they have the wrong number, or 3) play along for a bit and screw with the person?
When I was younger, I would have absolutely screwed with them but now I'd just tell them they had the wrong number.