W.T.F. meme

This Thursday comes with a disclaimer

1) These days almost everything comes with a disclaimer. Sometimes the disclaimer on TV commercials is longer than the description of the product itself. If you came with your own personal disclaimer, what would it say?
Warning:  This girl has smart-ass tendencies.  Beware!
2) You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
Spongebob - My daughter loves him and I'm SO over it!

3) Last week the Federal Drug Administration approved new packaging for cigarette packs that it hopes will discourage people from smoking. Some of the labels are very graphic. Do you think this is going too far or do you think the FDA is doing a good thing by making these labels?
I think smokers already know the consequences of smoking and putting gross pictures on the packages probably won't discourage them.
4) Many people I've known have lost their TV remotes only to find them later in their freezers or refrigerators. Where is the weirdest place you've left your TV remote?
I've never left my remote in any weird places but I have found it in my daughter's play yard, the trunk of her bike, the oven on her kitchenette, etc.
5) What is something you do when you're sad/depressed that really cheers you up (or at least helps bring you somewhat out of your funk)?
MUSIC!  Anything upbeat usually puts me in a better mood.  Last week I was in a mood because my daughter had been driving me nuts all afternoon so I listened to House of Pain's "Jump Around" and it instantly put me in a good mood :)
6) If I asked your past romantic partners if you were emotionally open, what would they say about you?
My husband probably wouldn't know how to answer that. LOL

7) Sonic Drive-In has created a bunch of theme hot dogs for the summer (including a Chicago Dog, an All-American Dog, Baja Dog, New York Dog, and Chili Cheese Coney). With the Fourth of July coming up, surely many people will be eating hot dogs. What toppings do you eat on top of your hot dog?
I don't eat hot dogs....YUCK!
8) If Love Potion #9 is an elixir for love, what is your potion for moving on and dating again after a bad breakup?
Ice cream and a little male bashing with my bff :)

9) You have been given the opportunity to create a TV show of your own design -- any genre, any demographic, limitless budget. What is it called and what's the premise?
It's funny because when I was a teenager, my friend and I always said how we should have a show.  We thought we were pretty hilarious.  Now, I can't say I can't think of anything.
10) Last week a 14-year-old female Chinese Crested and Chihuahua mix named Yoda won the 2011 World's Ugliest Dog Contest. Do you think she's really the world's ugliest dog or do you find some cuteness in her? (You can click the photo and make it bigger if you really want to.)
Yeah, that's one pretty ugly dog!